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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 20:53
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
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China's electric cars are cheaper, but is there a deeper cost? - BBC
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Horoscope for Saturday, June 14, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
No way
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
HSBC’s Mark Tucker to return to insurer AIA as chair - Financial Times
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Erin Patterson tells murder trial exotic mushrooms 'have more flavour' - BBC
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Log in to your Samsung account by the end of next month or forever hold your peace - Android Police
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Japanese company blames laser tool for its 2nd crash landing on the moon - AP News
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
No go.
What is the most clever way you have seen someone respond to road rage?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes